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Circ-umstàncies

SPECIAL "CIRC-UMSTANCES"
HAVE CHANGED OUR LIVES,
AND A NEW REALITY
IS IMPOSED ON DAY-TO-DAY...
TELMO IS THE RINGMASTER
AND LIKE ILLA AND SIMÓN,
WE HAVE A LONG LITANY
TO INTRODUCE THE PERFORMANCE,
BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE MANIAS...
DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE MUSEUM'S ACCOUNTS
at the moment it gives him hives,
IT'S ALL BEEN "buried" BY THE CITY COUNCIL,
AS IT WAS THE UNDERTAKER'S...
SÁNCHEZ, THE PROUD LION,
IS THE MAIN ATTRACTION,
AND HE SHOWS US WHO RULES THE CIRCUS
MAKING THE CITIZEN TO jump through hoops,
THAT HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING...
THE FEMALE MONKEY, DIANA, IS HAPPY,
WELL, SHE'S AT THE HIGHEST PLACE,
AS MINISTER, SHE PLAYS THE TRUMPET
AND THE MONKEYS DANCE TO THE RHYTHM OF HER...
THE BEARD PRIETO, GREAT TIGHTROPE WALKER
ALREADY SHOWS HIS SKILLS,
NOW HE'S THE MASTER OF THE CIRCUS RING,
SINCE HIS NUMBER IS SO DIFFICULT...
AS A GOOD JUGGLER
HE HAS TO TIGHTEN THE BUDGET,
SINCE THE DWARVES APPEAR BELOW THE CIRCUS RING
BECAUSE THE MUNICIPAL DEBT IS SO HUGE...
OUTSIDE THE CENTER OF THE CIRCUS RING,
ALANDETE KEEPS HIS BALANCE
AS A GOOD INTELLECTUAL,
BETWEEN PROJECTS AND BOOKS,
AND SOMETHING TO START...
HE HAS TIME TO GO EVERYWHERE:
CONCERTS, PERFORMANCES AND EXHIBITIONS,
PRIETO MUST NOT SUFFER WITH HIM,
EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T BRING A CANE
HE IS LOYAL TO "COMPROMÍS"...
YOU CAN TASTE YOUR AIM
ON THE STREMER'S BULLSEYE,
THE PALLETS LAUNCH IS A NEWNESS,
A NEW ATTRACTION TO ENJOY...
SO YOU WILL LAUNCH AND LAUNCH
AND YOU'LL NEVER HIT THE TARGET,
THERE MUST BE A TRICK
AND NOT ALL SQUARES ARE THE SAME...

THE BARREL OF PROMISES

POLITICIANS PROMISE A LOT,
BUT EVERYTHING IS UP IN THE AIR,
AND IN ORDER TO GIVE, THEY ONLY GIVE,
SOME SLIGHTS.
VERY BAD CANNON SHOTS
AGAINST THE POOR CITIZEN,
WITH SO MANY PROMISES,
THAT THE POLITICIAN WILL NEVER FULFIL.
THERE'S ALWAYS AMMUNITION LEFT,
THAT EVERY DAY IS COMING OUT,
THEY ARE CANNON BULLETS,
THAT ARE OPPRESING THE PEOPLE.
AS HE WAS A BULLET MAN,
THE CITIZEN IS THROWN,
AND HE'S LUCKY THAT THERE'S NET,
HE WILL GET OUT OF THE HIT.
IF HE DIES, WE'LL SEE WHO PAYS.

FRANKENSTEIN GOVERNMENT

IN THE GENERALITAT VALENCIANA,
THERE'S A FRANKENSTEIN GOVERNMENT,
THAT GOVERNING IS WORTH IT,
AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO GIVE AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO TAKE.
THIS STRON "MBONICA",
GIVES ORDERS MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT,
AND WHILE SHE'S HOLDING THE PIECE,
HE'LL LIVE HAPPILY AND PLEASED.
IN A GOVERNMENT WITH TWO HEADS,
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE DISCUSSIONS,
CURFEW, CV-60,
AND OTHER INFINITE QUESTIONS.
IN ORDER TO GRATIFY EVERYBODY,
AND NOBODY LOOKING LIKE UNPLEASANT,
THEY AGREED TO BE CONCLUSIVE,
SIGNING THE PACTE DEL BOTÀNIC.

PICORELL’S FALL

IF WE WANT TO BE A
COSMOPOLITAN AND COMMITTED VILLAGE,
WE HAVE TO MAKE A BIKE LANE,
BECAUSE THAT IS A SIGN OF PROGRESS.
THESE WERE PICORELL'S WORDS.
BEFORE DOING THE GREAT WORK,
BUT HE HAS DONE A MESS,
AND HE HAS CRASHED ON THE EDGE.
POLITICIANS MAKE US SEE
THEY'RE  CAPABLE FOR ALL 
AND THEY ASSEMBLE SUCH DISORDERS.
THEY SEEM TO BE CLOWNS.

THE WIZARD OF FINANCES AND SOLER THE CIRCUS PERFORMER

THE CIRCUS PERFORMER OF THE OPPOSITION,
THROWS FIRE THROUGH HIS MOUTH,
AND HE SAYS WITHOUT SENSE,
THAT THE FUNDING ISN'T WORKING.
WHEN HE SPEAKS, HE'S ON FIRE,
AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS CRITICISM,
BUT IT'S TRUE THAT THE DEBT IS LOW,
YOU ONLY HAVE TO LOOK THE NUMBERS.
THE CIRCUS PERFORMER IS CALLED SOLER,
HE HAS IN THE SPOTLIGHT
THE MAGIC TREASURER
THAT THE DEBT HAS DIMINISHED
SHOWING HOW TO DO IT.

FALL INTO LINE

THEY MAKE US FALL INTO LINE,
ELECTRIC BUSINESSMEN,
WITHOUT commiseration AND WITH IMPERTINENCE,
MAKE THE LIGHT RAISE TO CRITICAL LEVELS.
THE GOVERNMENT WATCH IMPASSIBLE,
HOW THEY ARE BUTCHERING US,
INCREASING THE PRICE OF THE LIGHT.
WHEN IT WAS IN THE OPPOSITION,
the criticism was high,
"I HAVE THE POWER OVER THE PRICE",
AND IN A "TAKE AND LOOK NEXT",
HE HAS CHANGED HIS OPINION.
SHE WORKS AT HOME ON THE PHONE,
SHE'S SUCH A SMART DANCER,
SELLING SALES AND BARGAINS,
WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING YOUR NAP.

ON THE TIGHTROPE

IN TODAY'S WORLD for living,
A LOT OF MONEY IS NEEDED.
YOU MUST BE A tightrope walker,
TO REACH THE END OF THE MONTH.
WHERE'S THAT tightrope walker,
WHO'S WALKING ON THE TIGHTROPE,
CAN HE BE A SLEEPWALKER,
LIVING HIS LIFE DREAMING?
FAMILY SUPPORT
IS NECESSARY AND ESSENTIAL,
TO KEEP A HOUSE,
IT IS NEITHER EASY NOR FEASIBLE.
THIS SÁNCHEZ IS A "SPECIAL",
HE DOESN'T SEE WHAT EVERYBODY LOOKS AT,
AND WHEN ON THE ROPE YOU GO,
HE PUSHES AND THROWS YOU.